Skipper Beck Named Luckiest Man Alive
CHARLOTTE, May 1 – Skipper Beck, President and CEO of Beck Imports of the Carolinas, was named the “Luckiest Man Alive” today as he was chosen as the third player in a three-man group with Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan for the Wachovia Championship Pro-Am.
Beck Imports will be supplying the invitational with courtesy Mercedes-Benz cars and the CEO will be representing his company in the Pro-Am. Teaming with Woods, the best golfer in the world today, would have been enough for Beck, but adding the greatest basketball player of all-time is certainly a nice benefit.
“I nearly crapped my pants when I found out about it,” said Beck, obviously lying through the press conference with soiled khakis. “Being able to play with Tiger would have been an amazing experience, but with Michael there too, I just can’t imagine what it’s going to be like.”
Beck just hopes that he can keep up with Jordan, who has been known to throw $50,000 to $100,000 on a single putt. “I play no-limit hold ‘em with some guys from the dealership, but I can’t say I bet much outside of cards.” Luckily for Beck, Jordan is also a poker player and would be more than willing to play a hand or two, if given the opportunity. “Like shooting fish in a barrel,” says Jordan.
Skipper Beck runs a Mercedes dealership, which I visited, he is a rude man with a big ego , The service department are thieves especially the service Manager, who is a bigit, thats right , a racist pig. Skipper is also caught up in a prostitution scandal in charlotte. His poor wife. Way to go skipper…see money can buy anything!
Well from the above comment..I’d have to say…That’s All Folks!
I worked for That company for some time and Skipper Beck never spoke to me…EVER! He is nothing like his father Bill! Mr. Bill Beck was an honest,generous and loyal employer. Skipper Beck and his “wife” are egotistical maniacs. They begged Rick Hendrick, Felix Sabatos and several others to buy it before Mercedes Benz took it for fraudulent practices.
They can spin it however the hell they wat to. They screwed long time employees by laying off and firing with out notice. They forced knowledgable employees into early retirement and forced a 40-50% pay cut for all employees. Simply because Skipper has alot of exspensive hobbies excluding the Hookers. His wife is aloof to much of his dealings, because she is a pill head. She actually has a publicist. After the article about her in Charlotte Observer…she needs one. Talk about “Heinz 57″ mutt, now she really is one. One thing that people dont realize is that Skipper is not an only child. he has a Sister and another brother. I’ll say this for the married sister, she keeps her head down and is more like her father than anyone. The brother…..lets just say he snorted his part up his nose.
The prostitution scandal is no big surprise if you ever worked there. The whores would come through for service in the service department. They would be sure to visit the office upstairs, to work off the bill!
I am glad to see that when your a high an mighty,spoiled-ass son-uv-ah-bitch, cheating, lying, mean-ass bastard like Skipper, that you reap what you sow.
Bruton Smith did Skipper a favor by buying the dealership, before he ran the rest of his fathers legacy in the ground.
Lynn is gonna be laughing … all the way to the bank!