A Chimp Walks Into a Rehab Facility…

A Chimp Walks Into a Rehab Facility…
An article was recently passed along to me from the Montreal Gazette about a Russian chimpanzee that is being sent to a rehab clinic to try to rid him of his difficult addictions.  What are those addictions you ask?  Well, you’d automatically assume that this chimp was slowly killing itself by...

Application for Federal Bail Out Program, 2008-2009

Application for Federal Bail Out Program, 2008-2009

FW: 9 words women use

FW: 9 words women use
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.)...

FWD: Spread the Stupidity

FWD: Spread the Stupidity
Only in America…..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ……do banks leave...

Is This the Funniest Headline Ever?

Is This the Funniest Headline Ever?